Thank you government!

The bailout, the bailout, the bailout!  That is all we hear.  Well, I am sick of hearing about it.  I am sick of the government wasting our money.  I am sick of cleaning up the mistakes of people who should know better.  Why don't the CEO's of these financial firms put up the money to save Wallstreet.  They earn million dollar salaries.  They have MBA's from the top business schools in the country so they should know better.  They should know that nothing is free in this world. They should know that they really fucked us (the American citizens) over.  And as if the ineptitude of Wallstreet were not enough, now the government has stepped in to save the day.  I think the figure is around 700 zazillion dollars.  Something like that.  Some absurd amount of money that we do not have, but will appear out of thin air.  Oh wait, no--it will appear out of my pockets.  Actually I have no money, so it will come from my parents, you, and a whole bunch of other people that can't really afford it.  So again I say thank you government!  Keep up the good work.  I'm really impressed -- NOT.