Morons are everywhere ... on the road, at the mall, in school. We deal with them all the time, and we cannot escape them. Here are some moronic examples:
1. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country," said President Bush Sept. 6, 2004.
2. Auditioning for shows like American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance knowing full well that you'll be humiliated on national television.
3. Allowing a professional football game to end in a tie. Example: November 16, 2008 the Cincinnati/Philadelphia game ended in a 13-13 OT tie. Better yet, Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb remained on the field unaware the game was over.
As I said, people are morons. Time for school to be cool so we can stop these jackholes from running the show.
President Bush said it best, "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." - Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001.
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