Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A Bird Threw Up On My Car


As I was driving I noticed that the passenger side mirror was covered in muck. Visibility equaled zero. When I pulled into my destination and got out of the car I checked the passenger side door and realized the problem. A bird decided to take a dump/vomit all over my car. It was disgusting. Not only had the crap exploded on the mirror but it was all over the passenger side door and window.

Of course we all have to take care of business, but how can such a small animal create such a giant mess? That question will perplex me and probably the rest of us till the end of time. Thanks for nothing little birdie. Tweet tweet.

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