I don't quite understand the obsession with getting a celebrity's autograph. I mean honestly, what is so cool about having a Derek Jeter signed baseball? Well, in that case, it would be pretty cool. But seriously, for the most part, autographs are illegible and insignificant. They are only worth something if you sell them to some nut-job who values the autograph more than you. Thankfully for the autograph junkies of the world, there are plenty of nut-jobs to go around.
I guess the autograph obsession relates to the overall celebrity obsession. People think it is exciting to meet a celebrity. Yet, what they apparently don't know is this - celebrities are pretty boring. They drink, they pee, they sleep, and they put one pant leg on at a time just like anyone else.
Perhaps if we could be a part of a celebrity entourage, then we could truly feel special. You are not going to become best friends with Jennifer Aniston - sorry, but that is a pipe dream. Remember superstars need the fans more than we need them. Without the constant adoration from the public they would be nothing. Therefore, don't let them have the power, and don't be awed by their overall boringness. If you want a good story to tell then make it happen yourself. I hear cow tipping is one way to go.
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